Wednesday, June 04, 2008

All women want is a nice guy?

Cellar monster Josef Fritzl (who locked his daughter Elisabeth in a cellar for 24 years and fathered her children) has been sent hundreds of love letters from lonely women offering him romance.

2 comments:

KARMA said...

Germaine Greer never had kids how would she know....

hse also had a bad relationship with her own...

Curiepoint said...

Women want a nice guy, huh?

Well, I want a Ferrari, but I can't afford one. Even if I could, the upkeep would be well beyond reasonable.

You can't afford us, Baby. We require far more than you would ever be willing or able to commit to. We don't trust you, you see? A typical Ameri-Slut just doesn't have any knowledge of what it takes to catch and keep a good man for very long. If her vagina were credit cards, she would rapidly find that they are over-extended, metaphorically and otherwise.

But don't give up hope. Why waste your time wishing for something clearly out of your reach? I am sure there's a nice drug dealer, or McDonald's Employee Of The Month, or some other more emotionally economical options to choose from.

Maybe he won't beat you too much or too hard.