Saturday, January 05, 2013

What are you doing to support the Patriarchy? ;-)

I found this on Reddit:

In response to a post titled "So how have you been contributing to the Patriarchy?"

In the city on business. About to enter a building when a woman walks up behind me. A grin spreads across my face as I step back and hold the door open for her.

She looks to the doorway then to me.

I see her tremble and tears form in her eyes.

I say to her "Ladies first"

She is visibly shaking, tears running down her face, as she walks through the door. The power I feel as I oppress another female courses through my veins. My penis thrashes in my trousers. Nearby, men all start applauding.

As she walks by, I whisper "It was a privilege."

1 comment:

Dasani said...

This cracked me up! Thanks!